Advertising In A Sense of Humor

A woman about 7 months pregnant got on a street car and sat down. She noticed a man sitting opposite her smiling. Being hurt she promptly changed her seat. This time his smile changed to a grin. She changed her seat again. He seemed more pleased. When the 4th change was made, he burst into laughter. She couldn't stand it any longer. She complained to the conductor and had him arrested. The case came up in court and the Judge asked him if he had anything to say.

"Well", he replied, it was like this. When the lady got on the streetcar, I couldn't help but to notice her condition and she first sat under a sign which read: "Gold Dust Twins Are Coming" and I had to smile to myself. Then she sat under a sign which read: "Use Sloan's Liniment to Reduce the Swelling". When she placed herself beneath the sign "Williams Stick Did It", I couldn't hold myself, but the 4th time she moved and sat below "Goodyear Rubber Would Have Prevented This Accident", I laughed out loud.

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