hillbilly medical terms

Hillbilly Medical Terms
Benign-	What you be after you be eight.
Bacteria-	Back door to cafeteria.
Barium-	What you do with dead folks.
Cesarean Section-	A neighborhood in Rome.
Catscan-	Searching for the cat.
Cauterize-	Made eye contact with her.
Colic-	A sheep dog.
Coma-	A punctuation mark.
D&C-	Where Washington is.
Dilate-	To live longer than your kids do.
Enema-	Not a friend.
Fester-	Quicker than someone else.
Fibula-	A small lie.
G.I.Series-	World Series of military baseball.
Hangnail-	What you hang your coat on.
Impotent-	Distinguished, well known.
Labor Pain-	Getting hurt at work.
Morbid-	A higher offer than I bid.
Nitrates-	Cheaper than day rates.
Medical Staff-	A Doctor's cane, sometimes shown with a snake.
Node-	I knew it.
Outpatient-	A person who has fainted.
Pap Smear-	A fatherhood test.
Pelvis-	Second cousin to Elvis.
Post Operative-	A letter carrier.
Recovery Room-	Place to do upholstery.
Secretion-	Hiding something
Tablet-	A small table to change babies on.
Seizure-	Roman emperor who lived in the Ceasarean Section.
Terminal Illness-	Getting sick at the train station.
Tumor-	More than one.
Urine-	Opposite of mine.
Varicose-	Near by
Hospital-	The biggest building in town, other than Joe's feed warehouse or Franks lumber mill.

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