Bill talks with God

God decides that the time has come to end it all so he gets Clinton, Yeltsin, and Bill Gates together and tells them that the world is going to end in a week.

Clinton goes on TV and tells the US "My people, I have good news and bad news. The good news is that we were right after all. God does exist. And the bad news is that we are all going to die next week."

Boris Yeltsin goes on TV and says to the Russians "I have bad news and I have worse news. The bad news is that we were wrong there really is a God and the worse news is we are all going to die next week.

Gates sends e-mail to all his employees saying I have good news and really good news. The good news is that we were right there really is a God. And the really good news is that we don't have to ship Windows '95.

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