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| #10: | The computer keeps asking you to "Insert Setup Disk #3 to continue" |
| #9: | There is no space left on the hard drive to store mission data. |
| #8: | The computer refuses to interact with the Mir's "Mr. Java" coffee maker. |
| #7: | Millions of dollars are traced to phone calls to a Redmond, WA 900#. |
| #6: | Mir astronauts are caught stealing RAM from other satellite's computers to keep their system running. |
| #5: | The Space Shuttle can no longer dock with Mir since "the proper driver cannot be found" |
| #4: | The system locks up whenever the astronauts try to run life support,the solar panels and thrusters at the same time. |
| #3: | The astronauts spend three days looking for cyrillic version of the CTRL-ALT-DEL keys. |
| #2: | Alien ships secretly observing Mir flee in terror. |
And the number one sign the new Mir computer is running Windows 95....
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| #1: | You start receiving welcoming e-mail from the Borg |
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