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9. All the doors in the bar will look like push doors, but you have to
pull them.
8. You have to order drinks from the "Drink's Wizard" Who asks you 17
questions and then always gives you warm root beer.
7. No one will be able to work out how to order food, because the
menus will be so non-standard.
6. You can't hear the music at the party unless you bring a Sound
Blaster card.
5. The room will be crammed with so manu bars, there's no room for
people.
4. The first 640 people sit downstairs, but everyone else has to perch
on the roof.
3. The waitresses will be twice as big as they were last year, but
only half as fast.
2. There'll have to be another party on Tuesday to correct the
problems people had at the first one.
1. The barman will called Bob, and he won't let anybody drink alcohol
without their parents permission.
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